How to Give Someone a Drug Test Without Their Knowledge
This is advice on how to "trick" someone into giving an at home drug test. It is a way to test them without them knowing about it.
Have you ever suspected a loved one of doing drugs? I am positive that I am not the only one that has been in this position before. The hardest part I think is the not knowing for sure. One just needs proof, something they can know that without a doubt, they are positive of their fears. Or if you are lucky, at least you are convinced you were overreacting. Unfortunately, most people are not likely to volunteer for a drug test. Now days it is so easy to pass a drug test, the element of surprise almost has to be thrown in. Wouldn’t it be wonderful if you could test someone without their knowledge?
Of course, from a legal standpoint, DO NOT take my advice to handle situations with employees, tenants, or such. I am speaking as a mother or a girlfriend. Sometimes the people right down the hall are the ones we need to take action on. I would never say anything if you get a negative drug result. If you get a positive result, however, then I think the situation is more serious than your invasion of their privacy. I had an incident that I suspected an ex-boyfriend of mine was doing drugs. He continued to lie to me and tell me I was crazy. All his friends kept telling me. All the tell-tell signs were there. I just had to know.
Before I tell you the way I “tricked” him into a drug test, let me say that I had lived with him for awhile and knew his bathroom habits. At night, he would fall asleep on the couch. I would come in from work and wake him up. He would always go pee, and then go to bed. That is the key. I knew when he peed, like clockwork every night. It definitely helped that it was at night. He was tired and not paying attention in the dark so much. Okay, I’m getting ahead of myself. Let me just tell you how I accomplished my surprise drug test. First of all, you can purchase at home drug tests at any pharmacy or department store. I read all the instructions the morning of to make sure I conducted the test properly.
When I got home, I emptied all the water out of the toilet. I got a cup, and then a turkey baster, and completely drained the toilet. Then, I wiped it out real good with a clean towel. Do NOT use cleaners or anything, just dry the toilet out. Now, if you can imagine, this is one huge clean cup. I woke my boyfriend up, and followed him into the bathroom. I made sure to just ramble on and keep his focus on me while he was peeing. Then before he had a chance to flush, I jumped on the toilet. I acted as if I had to pee really bad. I had already had my pants ready to pull down. As soon as he walked out of the bathroom to go to bed, I pulled my test out from under the sink. I scooped up the “sample” and tested it right then. They even have tests you can mail in as well to get even more accurate results.
So, I know it is not the most honest way to find out what you need to know. I am glad I did. The tests confirmed what I had thought all along. I hope the results won’t be the same for you. At least you will have proof. Sometimes the peace of mind of knowing is the best medicine to start healing. That way everything is out in the open, and no one can lie their way out of the test.